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Enjoy these ’80s TV mashups

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I don’t know why glomming two different things onto each other appeals to me so much, but it’s probably why I like puns so much. Or that I wonder what would happen in a crossover between Teen Wolf and The Lost Boys. Or write novels that jam, say, 1980s heavy metal and werewolves together, or others that mix Monty Python absurdity with Icelandic folklore. Occasionally, I start thinking up ’80s TV mashups. Here are the shows I came up with…

Sitcoms

Laugh-a-minute hijinks with your favourite high-concept, never-evolving characters in static three-set environments:

  • The Facts of Webster
  • Chachi in Charge*
  • Silver Moonlighting
  • My Two Ties
  • Bosom Morks
  • Joanie Loves Shirley
  • The Strokes of Life
  • Who’s Company?
  • Family Days

* admittedly this might be indistinguishable from either original series

Dramas

Emmy-award-winning, definitely-not-soap-operas because, uh, they used film, not videotape, and also, were broadcast in the evening.

  • Elsewhere Street Blues
  • airwolfsomething
  • St. Dynasty
  • Hill Street Cheers

Action/suspense shows

Diff’rent A-Team is a TV mashup I’d watch.

These would definitely make your mid-week evening “must-see TV” list:

  • Starsky and Mindy
  • Diff’rent A-Team
  • Too Close For Spenser
  • Remington & Remington
  • Sledge Hunter!
  • T.J. Hooker For Hire
  • Magnum Steele, P.I.
  • The Knights of Hazzard*

*It occurs to me this probably would have been a lot more sinister than a show with a flashy car :/

Ensemble casts

There’s always a standout subplot or gimmick for a minor character within the rigid parameters of every episode:

  • Love Island
  • Star Trek: The Day After
  • The Blue Thunder Years
  • The Happy Boat

Game shows

Try your skill, luck, or interpersonal charm at some of these doozies:

  • Wheel of Jeopardy
  • The Family is Right
  • Let’s Make a Feud
  • The $64,000 Definition*

*(I know, wrong decade)

Sci-fi, horror, fantasy, and other genres

Big ideas! Low budget! Probably a cool vehicle! To say nothing of the costumes…

  • Airwerewolf
  • Tales of the Golden A.L.F.
  • Automanimal
  • M.A.S.H. Headroom
  • Bring ‘Em Back Matthew Starr

Soap operas

Don’t worry, the interpersonal strife between the characters will never be resolved.

  • The Dallas Boat
  • WKRP in Santa Barbara
  • The Young and the Ripley’s Believe It or Not

CanCon

For non-Canucks, CanCon is “Canadian content” meaning entertainment that has been written, performed, recorded, produced, or replicated (or some complicated percentage of any or all of these things) by a Canadian, as judged by the CRTC, which has mandated a certain proportion of CanCon be broadcast by Canadian television and radio stations. This is why shows like The Beachcombers lasted forever, and why generations of teens must endure endless replays of The Guess Who on rock radio.

Here are some shows that might have livened up the ol’ CBC or CTV lineups:

  • The Danger Bay of Things
  • Beachcombers: The Next Generation
  • The Sesame Giant
  • 21 Degrassi Street
  • SCTV in Cincinnati
  • Mr. Dressup’s Neighbourhood

No idea, but it sounds fun

  • Lifestyles of the Rich and Newhart

It’s your turn

All right, I’ve had my fun. Now let’s hear your ideas for ’80s TV mashups. You can see what author J.C. Lillis came up with when we were brainstorming on Twitter:

No idea is too out-there, and I’m sure I’ve only scratched the surface. Drop a title in the comments below, or tweet with the #80sTVmashups hashtag!

Metal Monday: Killer Dwarfs’ Reunion of Scribes Live 2001

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Reunion of Scribes
Reunion of Scribes — Live 2001

The Killer Dwarfs always scored high on self-awareness, never taking themselves or their genre too seriously—something that comes through on their album Reunion of Scribes — Live 2001.

Full of energy, Russ “Dwarf” lets loose his Geddy Lee-esque voice over the heavy three-chord rock. The original lineup is reassembled, though you could be forgiven for asking “when did it change?” (Probably some time after you last heard of them.)

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